FW： (教育) 瑞士小孩為什麼不尖叫??~2.美麗的湖泊 1
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2011年7月29日 星期五
(教育) 瑞士小孩為什麼不尖叫??~2.美麗的湖泊 1
2011年7月26日 星期二
Joke夫妻之間的狠笑話
Subject: Fw: Joke夫妻之間的狠笑話
A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
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When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
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I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I told her, How about the kitchen?
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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for an hour?
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三個孩子
A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
一對夫婦有三個孩子。有兩個特別聰明和英俊，可是第三個孩子卻很醜很笨。
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?
一天，丈夫很懷疑地問："坦白說，親愛的，老三真的是我的孩子嗎？"
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.
"是的，親愛的。"妻子答道："可是另外兩個不是。"
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妻子的三項優點
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
一位單身漢新婚時，妻子有三項優點：在廚房她是經濟學者、在客廳她是貴族、在床上她是惡魔。
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.
若干年後，這三項優點依然存在，可是秩序有點變動：在廚房她是貴族、在客廳她是惡魔、在床上她是經濟學者。
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許願井
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
一對夫妻來到一座許願井。丈夫靠過去，丟下一個硬幣，許了個願。
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works!
妻子也打算許個願。可是她靠的太過去，掉下井，被淹死了。丈夫呆了一回，然後笑著說："真靈驗。
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結婚周年
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
我問太太："結婚周年紀念，你想去那裏？"
She said, Somewhere I have never been!
She said, Somewhere I have never been!
她說："那裏都好，只要是我沒去過的地方。"
I told her, How about the kitchen?
我說："廚房怎麼樣？"
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快樂時光
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for an hour?
在二十五周年紀念時，一位太太提醒她的丈夫："你還記得你向我求婚的那天，我被打動得無法說話長達一小時？"
The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.
丈夫回答： "是的，親愛的，那是我一生中最快樂的時光。"
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手拉手
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
我們時常都手拉手。如果放開，她就會去購物了。
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2011年7月19日 星期二
笑話集錦 + 翠花笑話 1
FW： 笑話集錦 + 翠花笑話 1
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2011年7月18日 星期一
超速的藉口 Excuse for speeding (laughing)
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate
for a nice evening drive.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph
he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
有位仁兄買了新的賓士，晚上開到州際公路享受。
有位仁兄買了新的賓士，晚上開到州際公路享受。
碼表指針跳到時速80英里時，
他突然發現警車閃著紅藍燈跟在後面。
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
His needle hit 90, 100, 110. Finally, he pulled over.
他心想：「警車哪追得上賓士？」於是把油門踩得更重，
他心想：「警車哪追得上賓士？」於是把油門踩得更重，
一路飆到時速90、100、110英里。他最後還是把車停下來。
The cop came up to him and said, "If you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
警察走上前來告訴他：
The cop came up to him and said, "If you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
警察走上前來告訴他：
「如果你想得出我沒聽過的飆車理由，我就讓你走。」
The driver replied, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop,
The driver replied, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop,
and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
男子回答：
男子回答：
「我老婆上星期跟警察跑了，我怕你要把她還給我。」
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君主愛才取之有道, 君主不取不義之財
君主愛才取之有道, 君主不取不義之財
能饒人處且饒人
留下三分情, 以後別人也會還您三分情
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2011年7月16日 星期六
打賭你鐵定沒看過！
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君主愛才取之有道, 君主不取不義之財能饒人處且饒人也留下三分情, 以後人家也會還您三分情
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